Ask the expert!
Lots of you write to me asking questions. Now I personally find it slightly scary that you think you are likely to get a sensible reply from me but hey – its worth a try! If anyone wants to join in please do – as long as you remember that I am virtually, nearly, always right – no, seriously, I would appreciate any comments. It sometimes gets a bit boring here when the humans are not around to annoy, so if you want to argue with anything I say feel free to do so!