Quotations

It seems that the humans have said some funny things about us. Sometimes they are surprisingly observant it seems! Here are some examples I’ve rustled up for you –

“There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.” – Anonymous

“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.” – Anonymous

“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” – Jeff Valdez

“In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.” – English proverb

“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.” – Ellen Perry Berkeley

“One cat just leads to another.” – Ernest Hemingway

“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.” – Mary Bly

“Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.” – Joseph Wood Krutch

“People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.” – Faith Resnick

“There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.” – Anonymous

“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.” – Hippolyte Taine

“No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me.” – Unknown

“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.” – Albert Schweitzer

“The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.” – Ernest Menaul

“Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.” – Anonymous

“Time spent with cats is never wasted.” – Colette

“Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.” – Missy Dizick

“You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.” – Colonial American proverb

“Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.” – Joseph Wood Krutch

“I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.” – Anonymous

“My husband said it was him or the cat… I miss him sometimes.” – Anonymous